WHAT WOULD YOU ASK A VAMPIRE?

May 21

swaggiesauceandyolos:

shampood:

my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”

wow what a homophobic bitch

my mom is married to a woman

(via vaguelyhumorous)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame

(via swaggrrrl)

(Source: sadjans, via kveikur)

these are cute aw

Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?

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asthmatickitty:

i just

(via endors-toi)

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pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post

(via jackstroubleinatanktop)

(Source: alightagain)

(Source: cali-canuck, via rachzobinson)

maregasm:

“In Casablancas We Trust”

(via andrewscolourfulponcho)

May 20

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

chicken tender

the billionth number of pi is 9

it’s not gay if it’s on the moon

sponges feel cool

highdeas.com

joe biden

the letter Q

dirt

(via ninasmacks)

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